My Throne Is Made Of The Finest Smalltalk

In which there is: smoking; drinking; drug use; fighting; porridge; a lesson in etiquette; a very cold night; visitors; tales of teenaged derring-do; an arithmetical expression made of words, AGAIN; an update on the browser stats, look: Internet Explorer use is down another hundredth of a per cent, so sell any shares you have in Microsoft, they're obviously collapsing.Wife Number One had a friend